What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 07:04

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Then came..

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Blocking Opioid Receptors May Restore Healthy Dopamine Balance - Neuroscience News

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Just Forget it!

What does it mean for a model to be a "non-chain-of-thought" model?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What are you struggling with in your life? What would you like to have instead?

Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Loons and Moons

Dana White names the only fighter Jon Jones ever ducked and it’s not Tom Aspinall - Bloody Elbow

Still no good

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Everyone loved it.

Researchers get viable mice by editing DNA from two sperm - Ars Technica

Another attempt resulted in ...

Unacceptable again!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What’s next for Fannie and Freddie under Trump administration? - Investing.com

So they tried

Next, they tried...

share office space ...

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Freaks and Cheeks

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

A Mistake Led to the Discovery of an Underwater Island Full of Rare Earth Elements - The Daily Galaxy

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

If Andrew Tate said that women only should be on the kitchen, why do Democrats want to elect Kamala Harris?

No, not a chance

Catatonics & High Colonics

No go.

New COVID-19 variant detected in Washington state. Here’s what to know - The Seattle Times

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

They put up a sign reading

When you have seven hours to kill, what should one do?