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No way
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Blocking Opioid Receptors May Restore Healthy Dopamine Balance - Neuroscience News
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
What does it mean for a model to be a "non-chain-of-thought" model?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What are you struggling with in your life? What would you like to have instead?
Nuts and Butts
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Here's The Top 10 Most Expensive Pokémon Cards in Destined Rivals - IGN
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
Dana White names the only fighter Jon Jones ever ducked and it’s not Tom Aspinall - Bloody Elbow
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
Researchers get viable mice by editing DNA from two sperm - Ars Technica
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What’s next for Fannie and Freddie under Trump administration? - Investing.com
So they tried
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Red Dead Redemption 2's PS5 Version Could Be Announced Next Week - Push Square
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
New COVID-19 variant detected in Washington state. Here’s what to know - The Seattle Times
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading